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The Funny Introvert Selective Emotional Investment T-Shirt captures the unfiltered truth about where your energy really goes. Featuring a bold pie chart design that humorously breaks down priorities, this shirt speaks to anyone who’d rather invest time in their cats than small talk. It’s clever, slightly inappropriate, and completely relatable for those who guard their social battery like gold.
Designed for introverts who value peace, personal space, and selective connection, this tee makes a statement without you having to say a word. The graphic style adds a playful edge while highlighting that not all attention is created equal. It’s perfect for casual outings, relaxed weekends, or anytime you want your outfit to handle the conversation for you.
This unisex t-shirt is designed to look great on both men and women.
Wear it true to size for a classic, comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed oversized look.
Please refer to the size guide above to find your perfect fit.
This design belongs to our Inappropriate Shirts collection a curated selection created for adults who enjoy unapologetic humor, bold statements, and designs that don’t play it safe. These pieces are made to spark reactions, start conversations, and push past the ordinary.
If this shirt matches your sense of humor, you’ll find plenty more designs with a similar edge in the same collection.
Browse more bold, inappropriate designs here: /inappropriate-shirts/
While this design leans into edgy, adult humor, you may also enjoy other collections that explore humor from a different angle.
Prefer playful jokes and food-related humor?
Take a look at our Cooking Shirts collection for lighter, kitchen-inspired designs. /cooking-shirts/
Interested in humor built around specific interests or lifestyles?
Our niche-based collections make it easy to find designs that match your personality.
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