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When you’re your own best advisor, therapist, and life coach, you deserve to let the world know. The Talk to Myself Expert Advice T-Shirt captures that hilariously self-aware mindset with style and a side of sass. It’s the perfect shirt for thinkers, talkers, and unapologetic overachievers who know their advice is top-tier.
With bold yellow and white block text and a minimalist distressed style, the design stands out without trying too hard just like you. The soft cotton and relaxed unisex fit make it ideal for everyday wear, from running errands to delivering your own TED Talk in the mirror.
Great as a gift for self-aware introverts, witty coworkers, students, or anyone who proudly relies on their own brilliance. Whether it’s sarcasm or self-love (or both), this tee delivers expert-level laughs.
You’re not talking to yourself you’re consulting the pro.
This unisex t-shirt is designed to look great on both men and women.
Wear it true to size for a classic, comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed oversized look.
Please refer to the size guide above to find your perfect fit.
This design belongs to our Inappropriate Shirts collection a curated selection created for adults who enjoy unapologetic humor, bold statements, and designs that don’t play it safe. These pieces are made to spark reactions, start conversations, and push past the ordinary.
If this shirt matches your sense of humor, you’ll find plenty more designs with a similar edge in the same collection.
Browse more bold, inappropriate designs here: /inappropriate-shirts/
While this design leans into edgy, adult humor, you may also enjoy other collections that explore humor from a different angle.
Prefer playful jokes and food-related humor?
Take a look at our Cooking Shirts collection for lighter, kitchen-inspired designs. /cooking-shirts/
Interested in humor built around specific interests or lifestyles?
Our niche-based collections make it easy to find designs that match your personality.
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