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You answer emails with one eye open, schedule caffeine like appointments, and laugh at your own bleak commentary to survive long workdays. That daily grind makes the FUNCTIONING AT 12% line feel like a personal admission you wear when small talk is exhausting. It reads like a quiet badge for overstimulated, sarcastic adults who prefer brutal honesty.
This unisex t-shirt is designed to look great on both men and women.
Wear it true to size for a classic, comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed oversized look.
Please refer to the size guide above to find your perfect fit.
This design is part of our Dark Humor Shirts collection a selection built for those who appreciate sarcasm, irony, and humor that lives in the shadows. These designs often carry deeper meaning, blending wit with a slightly darker perspective on life.
If you enjoy humor that makes people think twice before laughing, this collection is made for you.
Browse more dark humor designs here: /dark-humor-shirts/
Prefer something louder and more provocative? Check out our Inappropriate Shirts for bold, no-filter humor.
Or if you lean toward subtle, relatable vibes, explore our Introvert Shirts collection.







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