If you’re the kind of person who lives for outrageous laughs, the Anal Bead Tug-O-War Champion T-Shirt was made with you in mind. Featuring a trophy design flanked by beads and a cheeky award title, this shirt proudly claims first place in the world’s most unspoken competition. It’s provocative, it’s absurd and it’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this unisex shirt keeps you comfortable while you stir the pot. Whether you wear it at a bachelor party, to a festival, or as a twisted inside joke among friends, it’s the kind of shirt that’s impossible to ignore. The bold colors and confident design bring unapologetic energy to your wardrobe.
This tee also makes the ultimate adult gag gift. Great for birthdays, secret Santa, bachelorette parties, or that one friend who’s always pushing the humor boundary just a bit too far. Wrap it up and get ready for shocked faces, uncontrollable laughter, and maybe a few raised eyebrows.
If you’re brave enough to wear it or gift it the Anal Bead Tug-O-War Champion T-Shirt is pure comedic gold for lovers of crude, uncensored humor.
This unisex t-shirt is designed to look great on both men and women.
Wear it true to size for a classic, comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed oversized look.
Please refer to the size guide above to find your perfect fit.
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Features:
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
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Shipping & Return Policy
When processing your order, we consider these factors when calculating the Estimated Delivery Date:
– Order Processing Time:
- After your payment is authorized and verified, we will start processing your order, and this process often takes 5–7 business days. Please be patient with us.
– Transit Time:
- The duration of transit varies based on your location. Rest assured, we prioritize selecting a stock that is closest to your area to speed up shipping and ensure the swiftest delivery of your order.
- You’ll receive a shipment notification email and message that will provide you with the tracking number once it is shipped.
The above time frame is only applied for orders to the US with standard shipping methods.
International orders: It may take 2–5 days longer due to the customs clearance process.
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