Looking for the ultimate conversation-starter tee? The Everything Is a Dildo Funny T-Shirt brings bold humor front and center. Featuring a cool pickle lounging with a cocktail and a wild quote that toes the line of decency, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who doesn’t take life or themselves too seriously.
Made from premium unisex cotton, this shirt feels soft on the skin while packing a punch with every wear. Whether you’re out at a party, bar crawl, or just messing with your friends, it’s got the right blend of comfort and shock value.
It makes a hilarious gift for bachelor/bachelorette parties, gag gifts, birthdays, or just to surprise that one friend who always says the most unhinged stuff. Bonus points if they love pickles.
So if your humor is unfiltered and you’re brave enough to rock this in public congrats, you’ve found your new favorite tee. Grab it now and wear it loud.
Fit & Feel
This unisex t-shirt is designed to look great on both men and women.
Wear it true to size for a classic, comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed oversized look.
Please refer to the size guide above to find your perfect fit.
Explore More Bold & Edgy Designs
This design belongs to our Inappropriate Shirts collection a curated selection created for adults who enjoy unapologetic humor, bold statements, and designs that don’t play it safe. These pieces are made to spark reactions, start conversations, and push past the ordinary.
If this shirt matches your sense of humor, you’ll find plenty more designs with a similar edge in the same collection.
Browse more bold, inappropriate designs here: /inappropriate-shirts/
Looking for a Different Kind of Humor?
While this design leans into edgy, adult humor, you may also enjoy other collections that explore humor from a different angle.
Prefer playful jokes and food-related humor?
Take a look at our Cooking Shirts collection for lighter, kitchen-inspired designs. /cooking-shirts/
Interested in humor built around specific interests or lifestyles?
Our niche-based collections make it easy to find designs that match your personality.
Features:
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it’s formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors – 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors – 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather – 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
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Shipping & Return Policy
When processing your order, we consider these factors when calculating the Estimated Delivery Date:
– Order Processing Time:
- After your payment is authorized and verified, we will start processing your order, and this process often takes 5–7 business days. Please be patient with us.
– Transit Time:
- The duration of transit varies based on your location. Rest assured, we prioritize selecting a stock that is closest to your area to speed up shipping and ensure the swiftest delivery of your order.
- You’ll receive a shipment notification email and message that will provide you with the tracking number once it is shipped.
The above time frame is only applied for orders to the US with standard shipping methods.
International orders: It may take 2–5 days longer due to the customs clearance process.
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