Meet the hoodie that combines sweet jams and serious firepower literally. The “Strawberry Jams But My Glock Don’t” design shows a battle-ready raccoon holding jars of jam and a glock, surrounded by subtle sparkles and sarcasm. It’s edgy, hilarious, and unforgettable.
This unisex pullover hoodie is made from a warm, high-quality cotton-poly blend for maximum softness and durability. Whether you’re gaming, lounging, or stirring up trouble, the kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood offer style and functionality in equal measure.
Perfect for gifting to friends who love ironic humor, meme culture, or tactical raccoons. A killer birthday or Christmas present for your partner in chaos, jam enthusiasts, or internet humor junkies.
Add it to your cart now and get cozy with chaos.
Features:
- Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
- The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
- The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
- Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.
- Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors – 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Shipping & Return Policy
When processing your order, we consider these factors when calculating the Estimated Delivery Date:
– Order Processing Time:
- After your payment is authorized and verified, we will start processing your order, and this process often takes 5–7 business days. Please be patient with us.
– Transit Time:
- The duration of transit varies based on your location. Rest assured, we prioritize selecting a stock that is closest to your area to speed up shipping and ensure the swiftest delivery of your order.
- You’ll receive a shipment notification email and message that will provide you with the tracking number once it is shipped.
The above time frame is only applied for orders to the US with standard shipping methods.
International orders: It may take 2–5 days longer due to the customs clearance process.
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